And lo--I was writ down an ass!

Not just an ass, but with a hole on the end of it!

The Argonut Afield (who is, yes, one of the Bowery Boys) who had been accustomed to using Gidget as a whipping post when he lost control of his anger issues? Is going to find out that I am not Gidget.

I forwarded that little jewel of an email* (along with his other badly spelled, all-caps, hysterical reaction to the news that I'm giving him what he's been asking for for the last six months) along to my own personal ChaosManager, Vela, and CEOJason, with a polite note saying that I didn't intend to respond directly to the moron nice man.

The New Year is starting off with a bang!

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* Which consisted only of the words, "YOUR[sic] AN [fill in the expletive],"