I'm starting to wish I could reboot my life.

Not only was I frightfully late this morning (what is it with me waking up at 8:00, instead of when the alarm goes off at 6:50), but once I got here, things are not--as smooth as one might wish.

From Bert having to be asked 4-5 times to provide me with a file I need (yes, I know he's going through trauma right now, but he's always been lax about filling requests) in order to send out last Wednesday's 'NutNews some time today, to having to reboot because Excel went psycho, to having my computer repeatedly lock up as it looks for the new printer, to TeamChaos discovering that we cannot magically throw an armload of "keywords" at this nebulous thing called "the internet" and--presto!--we have traffic and leads forty-two seconds later, well, it's another "why did I bother to chew through the restraints" week already. And it's only 10:00 on Monday morning.

Upon being told that it would take 30 days (hah!) to get new web pages up and then at least 30 more days for the intarwebs to notice that we've changed our content for the first time in two years, our own personal ChaosManager, Vela, announced that this timeline was "unacceptable." We're still waiting to hear how she thinks we can do something different.

Gossip! Gidget heard from a business friend this weekend who asked her if it was true, what he heard, that Jason had been replaced. ! And, can I add, ! ! !.

Further bulletins as events warrant.