Does my turkey sandwich taste nasty because:

#1 - I know how often people get food poisoning from cold cuts and I'm having a psychosomatic wig-out

#2 - There's actually something wrong with the turkey

#3 - I ate so much turkey the last time I was on the diet that my taste buds are still on strike

#4 - I hab a code and duhthig tastes good

#5 - Some combination of #1 and #5 #4 that takes both my health and my overactive imagination into account

I wish I hadn't forgotten the dill pickle slices. Those really disguise the flavor of turkey. I do have apple slices, but those are for "dessert" and not for putting on the sandwich. (I've decided it's the turkey. The apples taste delicious so clearly the turkey is poisoning me!)

Yes! I have a cold! Expect to hear whining. (If I felt really sick, I'd curl up in a corner and whimper, but as it is, I just intend to do a lot of complaining and demand sympathy.)

I have no idea where I got a cold. If I knew the incubation period for the germs, I might be able to figure out where I was during the relevant time frame but lacking any such scientific information, I'm going to blame Mallory. She has a cold and she gave it to me. (Okay...so she lives a thousand or more miles away. What's your point?)