Tasks list completed (except for writing that one check). Today's Wig-Out items handled. That one inevitable "forgotten" project that resurfaced done. Last-minute mailing finished. Things to be done while I'm gone prepped, explained, and laid out in order. Any and all personal items removed from desk drawers (he's the snoopy type.) Outlook out-of-office message written and ready to be turned on.

In spite of all Chaos Boy and the accumulated forces of entropy could throw at me, I'm ready to stand up and leave the office!

I can't, because I have another 1-1/4 hour to get through, but I'm ready when the time comes.