You laid off the tech person with the excuse that we didn't have work for a full-time tech person.

Now that we no longer have a tech person, I am not going to be happy when you call me on the phone and ask why I can't keep the network running.

I am not your network administrator. I was not hired to be a network administrator and if I did know how to do that stuff, I'd be charging you twice as much as I am to employ me.

Yes. The network is down this afternoon. What a pity.

Have a nice weekend.

No love,

Me

P.S. Stop telling me to call this, that, or the other person to see if they can fix it and then calling me back in 90 seconds to see if I dialed them. I hate your Friday personality.