He's "working from home" today. Which means, being very annoying via e-mail and IM, instead of in person.

The day before he left for a two day vacation, he bailed out at about 10:00 in the morning.

Today is the day before DiamondGirl leave for a four-day vacation, and he's trying to send enough projects to make sure she doesn't stop to breathe between now and 5:00.

Also? Memory loss problems.

Do this thing, he says three weeks ago.

No, don't do that thing, we might want to do the other thing, he said, 2-1/2 weeks ago. Wait and see.

We're not going to do the other thing, he said, two days ago.

Do that original thing instead, he said, a day ago.

I've been asking you to do the original thing for three weeks, he said today. Why doesn’t anything I ask you to do ever get done? What are you doing with your time? I don’t understand why everything always takes so long. Why can't I get a simple thing done in a timely fashion?

Take the day off, Bernie. Get out of the house. Breathe some fresh air. Soak up some sunshine.

Leave me the heck alone.