He is snaking my bathroom!
There are globs of Black Crud everywhere!
And the smell! For the love of god, the stench!
I offered him (cute little plumber boy) a drink but he said he doesn't drink on duty. That's just as well. I don't think there's any alcohol in the house.
(This is why blogger beats LJ. I could never spam people's Friend Lists with this kind of serial posting.)
posted by AnneZook on 04.18.06 at 07:10 PMYou know, whenever on television the hostess turns to a little cart full of glasses and bottles and mysteriously always full ice buckets, I'm jealous. I never have anything to offer a guest except sugar-free grape kool-ade, which tends to make them decline nervously and slowly back away.
At the very least, I should have pristine, unopened bottles of water.
posted by: Lynn on 04.20.06 at 11:07 AM [permalink]Or, you know, some non-plastic glasses to offer a guest tap water in?
posted by: Anne on 04.21.06 at 09:40 AM [permalink]