I am here.

The sinks full of smelly, mysterious, black crud are here.

The only thing not here is the Little Man that the R.C. said was working on the problem.

I bailed out her bathroom sink and mine so that the overflow would stop dripping onto the floor and under the sink. I poured it down the kitchen sink which, oddly enough, doesn't seem to be stopped up.

Where are you, Little Man? You didn't leave me a note or anything.

I'm giving you five more minutes, then I'm calling your boss.