I am back! I'll be blogging the Escapade experience very soon.

But first...where is Maygra? Has anyone seen or heard from Maygra?

I turned my back on her for 42 seconds at DIA last night and she was kidnapped by aliens. Due to a series of delayed flights, she was about to miss her last connection home at the time our plane finally touched down. She was coming to my little apartment to spend the night but she disappeared.

I spent 25 minutes running up and down the concourse, looking for her. Then I had her paged four times and I hovered over the White Courtesy Telephone for another 30 minutes waiting to hear from her but the sounds of silence were all that greeted me.

Did they hold that last plane? Did she charge down the concourse and catch the last flight out by the skin of her teeth?

Is she on some UFO undergoing bizarre sexual experiments from shadowy alien scientists?

Did she spend the night huddled sadly on a hard, plastic chair, thinking mournfully that I'd abandoned her?

Where's Maygra?