I keep wondering...is this derived from, "me, me, me" or something?

(From Ari, who is not responsible for what I did with it.)

Also? I do not usually put things behing "cuts" so that my blog will look tidy. I have no particular interest in visual tidiness. However, I'm putting the quiz behind one this time because it seems you're supposed to consider the character list and then be surprised by the questions or something.

The Rules First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1 Alex Krycek
2 Fox Mulder
3 Walter Skinner
4 Mac Ramsey
5 Victor Mansfield
6 Jim Ellison
7 Ray Kowalski
8 Blair Sandburg
9 Benton Fraser
10 Methos
11 Eclipse
12 Ruichi Sakuma

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No. Ick.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

For me, deceptively so. He didn't light my fire at all at first and when he did, it was all around his personality and his barely hidden pain and insecurity. Much less of a physical reaction than my usual fandom lust-bunnies.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I'd commit hari-kari? Blech. (No one said I should have wimmin on the list. I don't think of wimmin first when I'm told to think of characters.)

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Read Bone.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Nope.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten. Because Methos is one of fandom's Little Black Dresses.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Seven would make fun of Two for watching cartoons while he jacks off.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Oh, lord. I don't like xovers.

Three is walking down the street and sees Ten walking past him the end.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I'd like to hope not. The mind boggles.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

I think the instructions on this game should have said not to use animated characters. Or I should have paid more attention when I was copying the questions over.

But h/c for Twelve would be easy. He cries if you frown at him. It you want to comfort him, give him a cookie or just smile at him.

Seven is so busy being embarrassed that he wound up paired with Twelve after he made fun of Two for doing the same thing that there's not enough comfort in the world and he goes to join the Foreign Legion the end.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

One probably hasn't been eligible for deflowering since he was fifteen. At that time, Four would have been about eight, so ick.

(I'm pretty sure I'm not getting into the spirit of this correctly.)

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Most of my friends probably do.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Possibly. My friends have been known to sink to the degradation of het from time to time. (If any of them are reading Skinner/Scully, they have better sense than to admit it to me, though. Because, euwwww.)

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I shouldn't think so.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I think I'm the only OaT writer I know, but the combination is not, I assure, you, beyond any of them. (Actually, that could even work. A sort of lust-triangle, you know?)

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Caesar!

(Really. I don't think he's a screamer.)

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

I would kill myself first.

(Every Breath You Take)

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

What is it with this quiz's obsession with One? I don't think Nine has had a turn yet, but One is getting a chance with everyone on the list, isn't he? He's so trashy.

Warning: Entirely crap xover mixing incompatible flesh-and-blood characters with an even more incompatible cartoon character, thinly wrapped in an entirely inconceivable storyline with the total guaranteed to produce spontaneous brain tumors.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

"Got the time?"

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Years.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Lasagna.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Nine! Nine! Nine got a turn! Hooray!

Not even.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

They wouldn't, but Three. (Although Seven might want to so he could fantasize about Muscle Men and speculate on whether or not Nine was anything at all like Three.)

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

One again. He is such a tramp. But at least Nine got another outing.

1) "Fandom's Nightmare"
2) None of them would stoop that low.
3) Satan?

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Queasy.