If I get 117 hits in one day, it has to be because someone cared about the Escapade Con Report. Makes me regret not having done a more intelligent job of "reviewing" the con.

Most popular category? OPC. That's "Other People's Children" or "fandom rants" so that's not surprising.

Most popular single page? Quite inexplicably, one of the many, many pages where I was doing nothing but whining about the SEN.

I am, for no good reason I can imagine, oddly popular in Israel and the Netherlands.

Amount of comment spam: Pretty high until this past Sunday. We'll hope MT-Blacklist takes care of that.

Now...on to the good stuff!

Note to self: Search entries. Find the word r-*-p-e and replace it.

On the other hand, I'm pretty amused by the amount of interest in the Karpenters In Kilts but sorry I'm unable to provide any contact information.

Searchers after wisdom:

Do you need to diet if you walk every day?
If you need to lose weight, you need to change your eating habits. You'd have to walk at a minimum pace of 5 MPH for 2-3 hours a day to burn any significant amount of calories. What most exercise does for you is to build up your muscle and burn fat, but please be aware that muscle weighs more than fat. You can get skinnier without losing weight. Good health is a combination of weight (lowered strain on your heart muscle, legs, and spine, among other things) and muscle tone (muscle works for you while you just tote fat around).

How many calories does running burn?
How fast are you running for how long over what type of terrain and what is your body type, your age, your current level of physical activity, and your weight? There aren't any simple answers to these questions.

How many calories to use to lose 50 lbs?
See last two responses above. Simple rule of thumb: 3600 calories = 1 pound, which works out to 180,000 calories to lose 50 lbs.

How many calories does the average person need?
Very few USofA citizens are active enough to need more than 2,000 calories a day (and most of us sedentary office worker-type need less, unless we exercise regularly). That's very broad. There are differences between men and women, and depending upon your age group.

How many calories are there in coffee?
Simpler. Cup of coffee, no cream, sugar, or sugary flavorings? Around, IIRC, 15 calories.

How many calories does sex burn?
How good was it?

How many calories in a boy?
Get away from me.

Enough already! Who am I, Professor Diet?

Sock fetish webpages?
Don't know. Don't care.

Recipe for cleaning coffee pot?
White vinegar. 1/2 - 1 cup in a full pot of water, Pour into water reservoir. Run the brew cycle. (Run at least two pots of plain water through afterwards, to remove the vinegar taste.) You should do this at least once a month.

d w dingus?
Heeheehee.

Mythological archetypes
No less than 22 hits on this one, with a few different word combinations. Someone must have a school project.

Fandom is the last thing anyone hitting this blog seems to have been searching for.

Except that at least five people were looking for my dear buddy Mallory Klohn. You'll find some of her fiction linked from here, but her lovely self is corporeally elsewhere.