If It's Real People, Then It's Not Fanfiction/Slash

I think that publicly posting erotic stories featuring real people whose only crime is that they've chosen to be actors or musicians or other public figures is a stupid, obnoxious pasttime.

I think that publicly sharing sex-based stories based on your fevered imaginings of the sex lives of real-life people is an appalling invasion of privacy.

And, in case you're in doubt, I find it personally distasteful.

I swear...Other People's Children drive me bonkers. Sometimes I wish they'd be raised with good sense.

Balance of rant removed because I felt like removing it.

You may think of yourself as "fans" but you're not any kind of fans I recognize.

Go. Away.