In what I can only call a disgusting display of cupidity, 250 "women and girls" took part in a free-for-all dash around a baseball diamond searching for a hidden diamond in Florida on Friday night. (One 28 year old woman collapsed and died on the field. No cause of death has been determined.)

I boycott diamonds. Everyone should read some of the information available and consider whether or not they should do the same.

And that's it for today's current events rant.

Today, as I focus on the job they're paying me for (Honest! I've thought about it twice already! And I've only been here for three hours!), part of my mind will be contemplating massages.

I'm feeling peevish, so I'd advise you not to come back and read what I post on the subject.