Where do archives go to hide?

I'm not going to get a pissy about it, though. No. I've sworn off of that. I'm all about something resembling tolerance these days.

Why shouldn't some illiterate dweeb post a story crossing over ER with the Teletubbies if she wants to?

Why shouldn't some clueless infant reinvent herself as Galadriel's wiser, more beautiful, more powerful younger sister and single-handedly save Middle-Earth while fending off her hordes of sex-mad and love-struck admirers at the same time?

I'm not, as people have been trying to explain to me for years, required to read that kind of garbage and I promise that I do understand that the world is not required to bend to my will.

(If you're wondering what it was that finally broke my spirit, it was reading today that someone has actually crossed over West Wing's Leo with a member of some band. I've decided that it's just not possible for fandom to get any stupider. So I quit.)

(Of course, it could be low blood sugar. Maybe I should eat something.)