Thanks to the immortal and irreplaceable McSwain, I finally found one of those quiz/list things I like enough to want to do it myself. Except she calls it a "meme" for reasons I'll probably never understand.

What is your favorite word?

Right now? Bobble-head (Is too a word!)

What is your least favorite word?

Ditch

What turns you on?

Things that make me laugh unexpectedly. (You thought I was going to say, "Spike", didn't you?)

What turns you off?

Stupidity

What sound (or noise) do you love?

Silver bells. Really. There's a tone to silver. It was put on this earth to make bells.

What sound (or noise) do you hate

The dentist's drill.

What is your favorite curse word?

I don't curse. Really. I almost never say any really bad words. I guess I go for "damnit" when I'm really hot under the collar.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Teaching. I wanted to be a teacher when I was younger.

What profession other than yours would you not like to participate in?

Telemarketing? Retail sales person? Mortician? Garbage collecting? Or, you know, anything repetitive and boring. I worked in a factory, operating a machine once. It was considered a pretty good job at the time and paid well. I lasted one day.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

We left the light on for you.