Aauugghh!

Why aren't there any html pages in the "original" website folder? Why don't you use FrontPage to write html files? What is it with the asp pages? Why can't you actually use FrontPage to design a website? Why does it make asp pages instead? Where are the original html pages? Didn't they write html pages?

What kind of sadistic monster designed this nightmare?

I don't know how to use this stupid program and I hate it, hate it, hate it. If this was Sunnydale, I'd be wishing for a demon to inhabit this stupid computer and eat this stupid, ugly, badly designed software program.

I've stripped everything out of these stupid pages until this is going to be the plainest website ever designed. There's only one graphic left, in the header, and I can't figure out how you force FrontPage to pull the header at the top of every page.

I'm getting cranky. Can you tell?

I can't believe Bill Gates is going to pocket an extra $98.5 million or something out of that moron Bush's newest tax cut program. He, Gates, should be forced to spend the money teaching me to use his software.

If there's anything left, I'll use it to pay my therapy bills.

Sheesh.

I guess the first step is to admit defeat. I'll have to admit that I'm powerless over FrontPage and get Alvin to intercede with a higher power for me.

Or I could throw the computer through a window.

I think I'll go write a long blog entry about some totally new subject. That should take my mind off of things.

)Let me see...I haven't written about Spike in a while, have I? I have some No Doubt Very Important Thoughts to share. And some, you know, just general drooling.)